They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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