For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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