I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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