Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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