he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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