Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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