i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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