D3 body, D1 cock
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
