We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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