At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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