Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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