dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
