One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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