glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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