come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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