Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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