I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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