You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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