i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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