I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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