David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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