Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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