five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think I sprained my soul last night
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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