Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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