White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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