Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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