Taylor Swift is so right about you.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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