ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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