Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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