smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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