fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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