Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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