does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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