I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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