I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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