i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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