Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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