You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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