Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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