This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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