there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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