haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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