I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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