the day after is always just damage control
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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