I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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