you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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