She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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