Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
this will be a night to untag.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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