We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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