I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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