just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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