what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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