i need an iv and a liver transplant
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Vodka?
Forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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