wakey wakey hands off snakey
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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