I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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