Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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